How to Get the Best Lap Dance

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10 TIPS THAT WORK
\u2022\tOrder food. Stripping\u2019s hard work, with long shifts and dancers are often hungry. If you have finger-food or pizza at your table they\u2019ll hang out to eat and think you\u2019re a nice guy into the bargain. Being liked means better dances.
\u2022\tTip big. Strip club customers are walking ATM\u2019s as far as dancers are concerned. Tip big early on and you\u2019ll send a clear message there\u2019s money to be made in spending time with you. Doing that means tipping more than average - 40-50% on your first dance should be enough to get a dancer\u2019s attention.
\u2022\tDon\u2019t touch. If you sit on your hands your dancer will feel confident to push things, she knows that you want the sexiest time possible. The less excited you seem the harder she\u2019ll try so relax. If you\u2019re trying to penetrate her with your knee she\u2019ll spend more time fending you off than getting you off.
\u2022\tMake eye contact. Her eyes are the two white dots a foot or so above her tits. Look there occasionally and she\u2019ll remember you know she\u2019s a person.
\u2022\tBuy her time. If you give a stripper a lot of money just to \u2018talk\u2019 she\u2019ll assume you\u2019re waiting for the chance to proposition her. She\u2019ll relax if she knows you understand the club\u2019s just a thrill, not a dating agency, and she\u2019ll work harder if it\u2019s clear you\u2019re smart enough not to blow your cash.
\u2022\tBe a regular. Strippers survive via regular customers who ask for them by name. Being one means she\u2019ll count on you coming round and make it worth your while when you do. That means your second visit should be more fun than your first.
\u2022\tBuy her drinks. Many clubs require dancers to buy a set number of alcohol-free cocktails each evening, ask her how many and then ask how many she\u2019s got left to shill. When you know, offer to get them all for her as long as she hangs out with you while she drinks. She\u2019ll be relieved, flattered and grateful.
\u2022\tClap. Very few guys clap for strippers performing on stage, and most dancers hate being on stage. Clapping makes strippers feel more like dancers and less like vulva puppeteers.
\u2022\tTip the stage. When a dancer you like\u2019s on stage make sure she sees you leaving a tip. Aside from being universal code meaning \u201cCongratulations on giving me an erection, come right over,\u201d this also reflects an appreciation of her art.
\u2022\tBe complimentary. Strippers know they have hot bodies, cute faces and great tits. If you can find something nice to say which isn\u2019t clichéd or obvious you\u2019ll stand out.

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