Giant vs Dwarf
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"Giant vs Dwarf"
by: Wes Robert Ward
Wiseman says to Grumpy the Dwarf, "When the moment comes and you'll know it when it appears. Look into the eyes of the Giant and say, I will never clip your toenails, never in a million years. Sure it might bring you your death instead, but deep down you'd be doing a toe a month. That's ten months clipping giant toenails. Whether it be the Jolly Green Giant or Godzilla with a bad bunion or gout. Many would rather die with just a stomp of his foot than live in slavery clipping giant toenails for the rest of their lives."
So Grumpy the Dwarf stood at the bottom of a thirty foot Giant giving him the middle finger and cussing him out more than Jack the Giant Killer, "Suck it, bitch!!!"
STOMP!!!
Wiseman says from afar, "Oh woe is me, Dwarf today, pancake tomorrow."
The End. \ud83d\udc63
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