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"Jericho's Pig"
by: Wes Robert Ward
"Once upon a time, not so long ago,
in Bordeaux, on a plateau, was a Chateau,
there lived an old French Gigolo Schmo
simply named Jericho Pierre Defoe,
who loved escargot and merlot,
not to mention the artist Vincent Van Gogh
and the dark poet Edgar Allan Poe,
and fingering a beautiful piccolo,
and performing beautiful fellatio.
Many had called him a bastard bigot
and an inbred oddball hypocrite,
and a French freaking piece of shit
for backing up the antique toilettes
of the famous Marquis de Lafayette
and the beautiful Marie Antoinette.
But Jericho didn't give a lickety-split,
all he cared about was in a mud pit\u2026
a pretty pig with big tits,
and a sexy blonde wig
that gave him such a hard-on.
He calls her... Dolly Parton."
The End. \ud83d\udc16
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