Why Mona Lisa Didnt Smile More
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"Why Mona Lisa Didn't Smile More"
by: Wes Robert Ward
"Oh, thy figure of thy form and arse is no funny farce or laughing frolic, my darling farking alcoholic," says William Shakespeare, drunken like the days of yore, to the dark haired Mona Lisa by the Leaning Tower of Pisa, "Thou is a tempest wench that art to be thrashed with my possessive hand till thy arse is as red as thy life's blood. Behold thee glory of my mighty phallus and watch it unfold and grow'th, thy hath see'st Shakespeare's schlong!!!"
Mona Lisa sighed, "Leo, can you get this a-hole away from me?"
Leonardo da Vinci cried, "Mona, Mona, can't ya smile more for me, pleasa?"
"No."
And that's why Mona Lisa didn't smile more because Shakespeare was dry humping her in the back, but da Vinci and his artistic ways kept him out of the famous portrait.
The End. \ud83d\ude09
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