The Pickle Predicament

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"The Pickle Predicament"

by Wes Robert Ward

"Pickles, pickles, pickles. Pickles everywhere, a real pickle predicament. Take a green hint it doesn't smell like peppermint.

For sure Death has no meaning when pickles enter the picture. For Pandemonium and plagues will be our pickled undoing understand, but realize pickles will be our true Dictators of Pickolodeon. A Hitler pickle here, a Hussein pickle there, maybe a Trump pickle with many billion dollars in pickle money in a pickle bank building a pickle wall to keep unwanted illegal pickles on the other side where dirty pickles are.

Oh by far, please beware for the pickles for pickles are actually Aliens from the planet Pickle. None of you may know this but alas a pickle came out of a pickle cave one day after evolving from a sea pickle and scared away a giant Tyrannosaurus Rex because that pickle had very sharp teeth and just tasted awful.

Ah but low and behold, dreaming of pickles leads to pickle madness you know. If one dreams of drowning in pickles then soon after that one becomes a pickle. Yes, you will become oily and green and smell awful as awful as a barnacle on a boat...just possibly a boat full of pickles.

If anybody is actually reading this wasted pickled abyss and I've wasted five minutes of their miserable life on pickles then I'm sorry to have pickled your pickled brain, but understand that after reading this unbelievable story of pickles this long and you're still reading this unbelievable story of pickles then I am sorry to say...you're a stupid pickle."

The End. \ud83d\ude09