Tornado Ned

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Edith picked up her cat who purred, "We were worried about you? You\u2026 you came out of that tornado, Ned. How come you ain't dead?"

Agnes nodded, "That's what I want to know. By all rights that there tornado would of thrown your scrawny body from here to Texas. You be as flat as Uncle Henry was, may he rest in peace."

Ned looked back at where the tornado was which was nothing more than air and devastation then looked back at his sisters. He said lightly as can be, "It was a time tornado."

"A what?" said both sisters, not believing what their brother just said.

Ned pointed out yonder, "That there tornado took me to the year 1993 and I saw some stuff you wouldn't believe."

Agnes said with a huff of disbelief, "No, we don't believe it. Come on, Edith. I want to finish making that apple pie and Ned here needs to go find some dinosaurs in the barn or something."

Edith nodded as she dropped Walnut, "Um okay\u2026"

Ned cried out, "I ain't lying. That there time tornado was real. I saw myself 60 years older in a wheelchair. A metal one, not those wooden ones that Grandpa Charlie was in. I also had a granddaughter too\u2026"

Agnes yelled as she walked back with her confused sister Edith with the dogs, "Well you need to go fix the house and barn then if you get lucky at the Chicken Ranch whorehouse you might make a kid to get that granddaughter. Now enough of this horse malarkey, you mind your sisters and mend what your precious time tornado did."

Ned raised his finger in his defense, but none would listen. He looked back at where that time tornado stood and thought about the future, this 1993.

He looked down at Walnut, the tabby cat and said, "I saw the future, Walnut. I saw a giant airplane in the sky\u2026"

"Meow," Walnut just meowed then started licking his crotch. Nothing else mattered to Walnut at that time, not even some tornado that came and went. Nothing else mattered, but just him licking his own crotch.

The End. \ud83c\udf00

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