The Pumpkin Eater

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\u201cBeware, beware, beware of all nights, of all scares and all frights, especially on All Hallow's Eve or what many call Halloween.

For it has been seen with a keen eye and this is no lie for cross my heart and hope to die for on this night of ghouls and ghosts and other things that are so gross...for I have seen with my bitten off pointed arm and my three-legged cur...the Pumpkin Eater.

Children on the street go with care. Do be careful where you dare. For the Pumpkin Eater loves to snare, it loves to eat little children with bellies full of chocolate and I surely bet any little pet you bring along.

And all is so wrong when other pumpkins fear as well...for many go to pumpkin hell, the Pumpkin Eater steals their souls before the midnight tolls. Their remains are not a pretty sight, their orange-yellowish guts spilled about will cause a pukish Turkish delight.

A night of terror and horror for any one who ventures out on the darkening streets in this spooky black out. No doubt by midnight many will run about, others will scream and shout with blood-filled shrieks and cries of agony. Flee as they can or could it does not matter for the Pumpkin Eater will have it\u2019s food and get much fatter.

In the morning blood, gore, heads, and decapitated remains or what is left will fill the streets with candy here and there. For example here are some samples:

\u2018M&Ms, Skittles, scalps of hair scattered everywhere, A Mars bar there with an eyeball on a blonde Barbie Doll holding a Tootsie Roll in a pothole, Bubble gum choked some, Caramel apples crushed and spewed about with bashed in brains that looked like sauerkraut, Twizzlers embedded in people\u2019s dead hair with what wear, A Snicker here by a Butterfinger and a bloody decapitated finger and those who bickered should of never lingered and now they had one shoved in each eardrum and other things up the bum, Reese's pieces in animal feces doesn\u2019t sound to delicious or nutrious, Kit Kats shoved up nostrils with suffocating skills and kills, and a Hershey bar on somebody\u2019s unbeating ripped out heart might taste better without the blood on it and pumpkin spit, but might taste better if one kept shelter and defended themselves with candy corn while mourning their dead.\u2019

So sad instead of begging for candy, you should of broke bread. And yet nonetheless among this sea of sadness and belated bewilderment of all this carnage and mayhem in this or any neighborhood bedlam will be a simple trail of tears and chocolate candy kisses that leads itself to the front steps of any ordinary home. And by the front door of any peaceful porch-like den will be the only surviving pumpkin.

It will smile once with blood-soaked teeth then with a sinful evil bewitched curse it will be an ordinary pumpkin to the next October 31st.\u201d

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